Corrupt A Wish

How it works:
This is started with someone saying a wish, the next poster than 'Grants' the wish, but corrupts it in some way. Then it's their turn to say a wish, and the person after that continues it.

Example:

Poster #1: I wish I didn't have any homework.

Poster #2: Granted, but you had a test the next day that you were totally unprepared for.

I wish I was a pro tennis player.

Poster #3: Granted, but you injure your ankle and can never play tennis again.

And so on, get it now?

I'll start,

I wish I could run faster than Usain Bolt

Granted, but it's to bad you broke your right enkle because you ran to fast.

Aren't you supposed to make a wish now Shadow? xD

I'll go

I'd wish my parents would let me play AceMS during weekdays =D

Granted, but you have to play as a level one beginner the whole time.

I wish I could fly!

Granted but you fly off into the burning sun because their is no gravity

I wish i had a million dollars

granted but it turns out it was stolen money

i wish i knew what to wish for

Granted but you get banned for no apparent reason b4 you could post it...

I wish I had KFC fried chicken right now

Granted but you get salmonella poison and are sick for 2 months

I wish i had 3 more wishes.

granted, but:
You got aids and wished not to have it
Then you lost your house so you wished it back
So now you only have one wish

I wish for a magical flying unicorn with rainbow powers.

Granted, but this unicorn rapes you with its rainbow powers

I wish i had choice between allah and durka

Granted but then you realize that neither has done jack shit for u so you convert aiestism

I wish I could spell aeistism or wtv lol

Granted.
But I wish for you not to have either.